VII MAZZA D’ORO

I don’t know what that means, but this is a pretty classy video. Happy weekend of polo, errbody.

Polo Potpourri

Yesterday Horse took a few shots for the bikes page and also a few player headshots. He also included a two pictures of Lancaster United’s new polos, so let’s see those, too.

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HORSE

Everyone wish a happy birthday to Horse, he’s 29 today and just as verile as a colt!

Here’s to you pal – thanks for getting me into this goofy sport, putting up with my absolutely 0 mechanical understanding of bikes, and being a damn good friend all around.

 

Bench Minor will make bike polo a mainstream sport

How do you like that for 100% authoritative statements pal?

I was taking my weekly shower out of mason jars and the thought came across to me: what are a few reasons that our darling sport isn’t more well-known? I am aware, of course, that sports in general take a while to get into the public mind (American football began around 1892 and didn’t really become “the greatest game ever played” until 1958)(thanks Wikipedia!). But beyond that, what is going to propel our sport into the next phase of development.

The phase where we start growing hair in different places and noticing other polo clubs are changing, too.

People need a team to root for
Most major sports—short of tennis, which is kind of goofy anyway—have teams. Most times they have more players on those teams than can play at any given point. The idea of this team, this group identity that folks can get behind, is what makes them so damned loyal to that team.

Right now we in polo have 3 man teams that we draw up out of our club cities (mostly). While this makes 100% perfect sense, it doesn’t lend itself to that big team identity that people can stand behind.
Instead, you can have a club playing against itself, inconsistencies with those teams in smaller or more flexible clubs, and so forth. It doesn’t create a stable identity for spectators to get into.

In Bench Minor format, you do have that whole club feel because, gosh golly, most times it is your whole club or at least most of it. Instead of playing against your own club’s players you’ve got an “us against them” mindset – something that draws spectators into the game a bit more.

People need leaders
One thing that makes bike polo awesome is that a club is pretty autonomous. Sure, we have star players and decision making folks out there, but we’re an immensely democratic sorta operation.

This is also something that hamstrings us, though. Read more

Pics from Mother’s Day Polo Pickup

a big ol’ hat tip to Gretchen for taking these outstanding shots from our hot hot hot Mother’s Day Pickup games. Besides getting some great shots, she also got pictures of your humble Crusher, which I truly do appreciate. Enjoy!

What Bike Polo Looks Like

If you ignore the obvious problem between the sizing between the red lines and the court itself, this is a pretty interesting picture of what a day of pickup games look like (at least for this polonaught).

I was surprised by the mileage and moving time (we played from noon ’til 3, I think). Keep in mind I play goalie more than anything, so I’m sure that moving time and mileage would be different for a more active player.

Chronic Pedal Straps by Burro – Our 1st Date

A little backstory before we get started: for about two weeks I tried to go clipless for polo, and fell hard so many times that I decided I wouldn’t be one of the cool kids and just stick to my platform pedals. I missed the up-stroke you get from being attached to the bike, but I weighed that against missing the enjoyment of having functioning hips and decided against the eggbeaters.
But then I got bored.

And falling wasn’t nearly as exciting.

So a few weeks ago I purchased a set of Chronic Pedal Straps made by the fine craftsmen at Burro. While I haven’t ridden them yet (I got them installed around midnight and was super sleepy), I can speak to the quality of the build and the steps for install.

Let’s take a look at what Burro has to say direct from the sales page: Read more

2011 WHBPC Highlights

Sure, and older video, but it’s classy.

New Goals

(Not the achievement kind, because I don’t really have any of those),I’m talking physical Goals for the rink!  

better condition than old goals

 
The old goals were something made by a hunchback with leprosy, out of home depot pipes and elbows – they were just awful. They flexed and swayed, and fell apart every time you bumped them.   

I decided to get some new ones made, instead of buying them online. I didn’t want to deal with shipping and a product I might be disappointed in. Luckily, I know a lot of people that work in fabrication, so inside of an hour I had drawn up some plans and farmed them out to a buddy of mine.  

I called the local municipality, and after waiting through a 5 minute speech about how their budget is tight and they can’t afford new goals for park upgrades, I interrupted them to tell them that I had no interest in their money, I just wanted to donate a set of goals to the park. Needless to say, they didn’t object, and were very pleased.  
I picked up the goals on Saturday night, and Crusher and myself set out early Sunday morning to paint them and attach the nets. IT was humid as hell and the primer/paint took forever to dry, but eventually we got them on the court and set up.

End result?  They’re awesome. Not much you can say about nice goals, they catch the ball.

They’re red…?

They’re heavy, and don’t move when you bump them. Most importantly, the hockey guys we share the court with love them. Hockey/Polo relations are at a all time high.

   
Goal.

More Meme Mashup

I noted that you cats enjoyed the internet memes I posted a while back. Being an unimaginative sod, I decided to tempt you with some gifs! Only 16 or so this time, so be thankful.

When the opposing team has solid defense:

 

Watching Kyle Play:

How you feel when waiting on the sidelines to play:

When a team mate won’t pass:

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