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Take Off The Blinders.


If you were to categorize the qualities of [edit: most] new players that [edit: may make them, generally, seem like a] new player, you could break it down into a pretty simple list:

  1. They don’t have enough stickers on their bike
  2. They can’t yet shoot/pass
  3. They have zero court awareness 

It’s that last point that I’d like to talk about a little bit here (it’s why the last point is bolded, you see. I planned that.)

Having court awareness is a really important element of the game and likewise does quite a bit to accelerate your abilities within it. Now I’ve framed this solely as a “new player” problem, but the truth is any player can have this problem, so keep reading even if you imagine yourself to be anything but a newer player.

Court awareness is, simply, the ability to know where you are in relation to court dimensions and elements (other players, goals, etc.). Court awareness is what allows you to both be in the right spot and avoid slamming into a wall when looking behind your shoulder. It’s what keeps you from accidentally crashing into another player.

What I experienced when first learning the game was a sort of tunnel vision: I’d put my head down to look at the ball and that would be the only thing I could think of. I’d run into walls, into other players, and into the cones we were using at the time for goals. I felt like a dummy.

While that dummy feeling hasn’t left, my ability to judge where I am on the court while depending on my peripheral vision has certainly expanded. I suggest just a few things to help you gain/maintain this ability anywhere you find yourself playing:

  • Try using other objects to judge your position: try looking over your shoulder or to your side while pedaling down court. use the entrance/a post/a line on the court to help you know when you’re approaching the wall.
  • Practice looking away from the ball when you’re controlling it: this is good for many reasons, but in this case it’s good to become used to not focusing on the ball at all times when it’s yours. practice looking up and around until you can do it for longer periods of time. This prevents you from crashing into a defender or losing the ball when you take a long view around the court.
  • Try to listen to people as much as seeing them. Learn to feel the change in your ears (I am not even kidding) when someone is behind you. The way your ear picks up noise changes when a mass is around them, and learning to detect those subtle chances can make you seem preternatural in your ability to detect approaching players.

Taking the blinders off yourself while playing can help you get out of problematic situations before they start, as court awareness also makes you aware of the potential moves of other players. So next time you’re on the court, give a little thought to becoming comfortable with court position (instead of becoming comfortable with sudden trauma to your person).

New Year New Polo New You


It’s 2014, and I’m sure absolutely everything is going to be different, forever.

But let’s just assume (for the slightest of moments) that those big changes are going to require just a little bit of your own effort to achieve. So let’s talk about resolutions, in particular the sort that are polo related–we don’t want to talk about how you’re hoping to avoid gluten this year.

Resolution #1: Travel More

Masters Indianapolis 2013 (34) (Copy)I think this is a great resolution for lots of polokins out in the world. You have your club, and boy do you love them; but it’s okay to see other people. Travelling about like a medicine show salesman is a great way to learn new skills, meet great people, and strengthen your own bike polo experience. I’m going to try to take some of my own advice in this particular case, though I’ve got a big-boy job that really limits my ability to travel.

It’s horrible, and I advise you to avoid what I’ve done as much as possible.

Resolution #2: Get Polo Healthy

2013-04-28 10.40.20There is healthy and then there is polo healthy. For my part, I think getting polo healthy is a really good aim for at least myself, but probably for a lot of players out there.

What do I mean by polo healthy? Wellsir, I mean getting on the bike outside of polo to build up my endurance (of which I have none), my speed (none currently), and my comfort with bike control (I’m surprised I can stay on it at all, really).

I also mean getting my core a bit stronger so I can use my body to help direct my game. Right now I think of myself as a pair of strong legs attached to a barrel of Jell-o, topped with a brain. Oh, and that brings me to the third resolution.

Resolution #3: Pump Up The Self Esteem

rocky-iii-560-mickeyNo, I don’t mean I’m going to try to make myself feel better in all facets of my life, as I think that being a moody, self-deprecating person is an important element to being a successful writer. I mean I want to bolster my self-esteem when it comes to playing bike polo.

This doesn’t mean getting so good that I don’t have any complaints about my play. It means accepting the kind of player I am, allowing for mistakes, and trying to not get down on myself when I have a horrible day at a tourney/at pickup. It’s easy to get all sorts of angry with yourself in this dumb sport, but realizing that you’re there to have fun is a good way of getting out of that rut. Let’s all try that one together, shall we?

Don’t Play Hero Polo

Wolverine polo

There is perhaps no more celebrated a sports moment when one player–after it seems like there’s no possibility to win the championship/game/division title/fight against basketball playing aliens–manages to turn everything around and win the game for his or her team.

Okay, it’s mostly his team because that’s how Hollywood rolls.

But there is a time and a place for those sorts of heroics, and the time and place for them isn’t when it strikes your fancy, surprisingly enough.

Polo kinda lends itself to giving players the mindset that they are much more important than what they actually are. I’m not saying that you can just slack off or that you shouldn’t feel like you’re just as special as a little snowflake, but believing that you’re the only thing holding your team together–or even that you’re the only player on your team that can make the difference–is the wrong way to go about it.

Sure, you very well may be the strongest player in your team, but in a game of 1 against 3, the team playing with 3 will have a much easier time of it. And it’s this sort of rationalized humility that you should be working from.

swordI have witnessed teams that fall apart only because one player believes themselves to be King Arthur, wielding around a mallet like it’s Excalibur and charging to the ball no matter how sensible it is to do so. I’ve also witnessed these players deal with the consequences of how the other two people on their team treat them after the game.

Even if you were able to win playing that way, you’re reducing the confidence your team-mates have in you to play intelligently–and you’re burning up lots of energy trying to save the known universe with your heroics.

So instead of getting it in your head that you can run the whole game from your saddle, consider instead how you can contribute to your team and to a 3 person effort. Hero polo is something that only the very new or the very under-informed play, so knock it the hell off already!

Bike Polo And The Art Of War

Sun Tzu

The Art of War by Sun Tzu is read by military leaders, kids who recently acquired cheap, knock off “ninja swords” from ebay, and guys in B&N cafes who want to seem mysterious to the teenage girl who just poured them green tea (“no sugar, please. It is against The Way”).

Frankly, the book doesn’t really apply to warfare unless it’s being waged in a post apocalyptic scenario where the only weapons you have are the ones you can make–but really, I’d be trying to learn more lessons from Red Dawn, in that case. Because I think you need to practice to eat a deer heart, right?

But I’m up to the challenge of taking the basic lessons provided by this noble work and trying to apply them to the much more important art of bike polo. Here goes nothing:

planning始計,始计: Detail Assessment and Planning

In this chapter, Old Sunny is talking about the importance of planning before doing. In particular, deciding the likelihood of success in war (depending on the season, commanders available, strength of force, and terrain, among other things).

In Polo: 

Before you start a match at a tourney, try to watch a game or two from the people you’re going to be playing against. See who they leave near the goal, who is the most active and who is the most accurate. Be familiar with the court surface and how your tires respond to it. Take a few shots to see how the weather is affecting the ball. These are little maneuvers before a match that can provide a slight advantage over the less curious polo player.

Hell, that one was easy! Let’s move on.

war cats作戰,作战: Waging War

Sun Tzu’s second chapter focuses on the idea of a quick battle: how war is more easily won if the battles within it are quick and decisive. Essentially, limiting the cost of the war.

In Polo: 

I think this is an easy one, too. If you are able to shut down a game quickly, it’s a good idea to do so. You’re saving your energy, limiting the amount of time that other competitors can study your strategy, and opening up more time off court for shit talking and beverage consumption.



謀攻,谋攻: Strategic Attack

The next chapter defines the source of strength as unity, and lists the five most important factors (in order of importance) to winning a war: attack, strategy, alliances, army and city.

In Polo: 

This one is a bit more tricky…okie dokes… Read more

Is there such a thing as sneaking around on court?

image from threadless.com

We have a particular player on our club, Carter, who is the ninja-ist ninja player I’ve ever encountered. He is quiet on the court, is able to dodge around other players, and sneaks up on my blind side to steal the ball more than I care to admit. Sure, he’s only 13 or something, but after he steals from me (and laughs…he has this flippin’ laugh!) my first though is “I wonder how far I could throw him.”

But that’s one of the things that makes the kid great–he’s exceptionally good at sneaking around the court. It’s a rare thing to encounter and I’m curious about how much of a place that kind of strategy has.

Naturally there are some limitations. With only five other people on the court during a match, you’re not going to be lost in the crowd. But I do believe there are ways to make yourself less conspicuous and more likely to ninja the ball away from an opposing player.

all ahead fullFor instance, I think always pedaling at least a little bit when you’re behind a distracted (working the ball, looking ahead of themselves for a shot/pass, etc.) is a great idea. It stops your freewheel from clicking and gives you what I like to think of as operational silence. I’m not saying that the opponent is forgetting that you’re back there, but they might have a bad judgement about how far away you are. Swoop in and take that ball, Polo-san.

Another great way to make yourself more of a sneak is to mask just how quickly you can go–or lull the other player to sleep with slower movement until you start mashing. You’re counting on the other player to be slower on the uptake, but even a second’s worth of a head start can give you advantage.

Stretch Armstrong imageWhy not try to do the same thing with your mallet reach? Let the other polokin think you can’t possibly reach the ball from where you’re at, and then snake it away from them. Again, this counts on a lot of other variables, but if you can manage it, there will be an equal share of frustration from the other player as there is accomplishment from you.


Break Through the Coroplast Ceiling: How To Move Up After Going Stale

break through

I would like to just spend a few minutes, before beginning the article, admiring how well I made that graphic. Just look at it. It’s a fist going through corrugated  plastic. I knew the MFA would be worth it!

But I’m not here to stare in amazement at the glory that is two stolen images being blended together into perfect harmony. I’m here to address the very serious issue of getting stuck in the just-before-getting-better rut that polo players often find themselves in. And, more often than not, stay in for much longer than they should.

Let me explain:

It’s so easy, after getting past the new-player jitters, to assume that you’ll just become a better player through consistent playing and effort. To a large extent, that’s very true. However, there’s another point that isn’t nearly as recognized, and it comes when you stop developing as a young bike polo player. Much in the same way as public education fails when explaining sexual development to kids (“Well, you get hair places, you voice changes, and then babies, lol! Have a good time with crushing self-doubt and confusion about gender roles!”), bike polo really doesn’t have very solid, understood advice about what to do to go from a pretty alright player to a next-level (this being your next level, not “the” next level, which is a confusing, goofy term) player.

Of course, there are folks who aren’t necessarily concerned with developing past a certain point in their play style, and that’s okay, too. If you’re in this game to just have fun and blow off some stress from the day, so be it. But I’m willing to bet there’s at least a few readers out there who find they really aren’t moving past the point they are now, and they’d like to.

My first bit of advice is to watch Mr. Do Videos with analysis in mind. It’s fun to watch bike polo videos just for the sake of watching, but it’s so much more valuable to watch bike polo to figure out what the big names (haha) in our sport are doing to be so good. This is an easy thing to do, and it pays off if you’re able to discern strategy and intelligent play from the tape.

Next, try plays. Maybe it’s just a Lancaster United thing, but we almost never run plays. It’s silly, especially considering how effective even the most simple elements of plays are in opening up scoring opportunities. Find a few people in your club who are up for some playmaking and executing, and give it a shot. If nothing else, it will add some variety to pick up.

Also consider exercising specifically for polo.  Now, I don’t do this at all, and chances are I won’t, because laziness is my favorite. BUT, that’s not to say that you shouldn’t. Building up your endurance, core strength, and bike muscles (i.e. leg bits) will help you worry less about how tired you are after matches, and make your focus all the more centered on the game itself. 

Do those things, and I think you’ll find some new skills and talents opening up to you, and you’ll step on through to the other side of your own abilities.

Listen Here: You Have More Time Than You Think

time to think

It’s easy to lose your cool when playing bike polo. You’ve got five other people on the court, all of them expecting or hoping you to do something. When you get the ball (especially when you’re new), the first impulse is to immediately do something to it–shoot, knock it away, etc.

I’m here to give you the calm, easy-going, Bob Ross reminder that you have plenty of time, my little polokin, to take in the world around you once you get that ball.

Instead of immediately clearing the ball via a swiping motion forward or backward, why not take a little peek around and see where your team-mates and opponents are. See where the goal is and if you have a good line to it (for moving or shooting). It won’t take but a moment, and chances are  that you have about a moment before someone is bearing down on you.

Let’s not be silly, though: there are times when the ball comes into your possession and you’re instantly challenged by an opponent: in this case, naturally you’re not going to be as situationally aware of the other players around you–but you can still keep and ear open for communication by your team-mates and the communication opponents are laying out as well.

I get the impulse: all of us have it: you want to do something with that ball–anything, and you want to do it quickly. But resist that urge as well as you resist the urge to eat with your hands or rub pizza all over your body as soon as it is delivered.

Is that just me? Oh…


But you’re not doing any favors by clearing the ball out of play or, if you habitually do this, into the mallet of an opposing player (who by now knows how to read you like a book about people who rub pizza all over their bodies).

So, instead, as soon as you gain control of the ball, pop your head up and look around–even if all you see is that you don’t have any open options, you’ll at least know it instead of playing blind.

My Argument for No Goal Limit


Game format is something that people get mighty touchy about when brought up. By way of example, just bring up the idea that bench format should be more prevalent (and see how many people either tell you how wrong you are, or just stop listening altogether and decide to not invite you to their son’s Bar Mitzvah). It’s one of the holiest things in bike polo–surprising, given what bike polo is.

Currently there is a vote occurring to determine what rule changes are on the minds of bike polo players. The NAH (Specifically Chairman Kruse)  hopes to gather up enough information through the votes in order to better determine how they can create rules which satisfy players. I for one think it’s pretty awesome that they are going about it this way. One polokin, one vote, I say.

So naturally I voted, and generally speaking, I don’t share opinions of where the sport should be heading with bike polo at large (save for jousting, contact rules, and the idea of the crease (though my vote is in 2nd place right now, I still have lots of people that agree with me (I just need validation))). But what bothered me most was this:

game formatOkay. Okay. I get it. Doing unlimited score would fundamentally change bike polo. I’m not fighting that argument because I don’t have much ground to stand on.

But PEOPLE! We’d be introducing two elements to bike polo that are very important and valuable: consistency and the importance of strategic planning! …at least in my mind right at this moment. Read more

THINK Before You Act: How to Stop Reactionary Polo


I want you to think about a dog–go ahead and make her cute and with big dumb ears that you want to flop around.

Yeah, that’s good.

Now think about throwing a ball for that dog–see how that pup just runs after that ball? Now throw the ball again. Now act like you’re throwing the ball, and watch that dumb, floppy eared dog run like you actually threw the ball omg what a dumb cute dog hugs hugs hugs. 

And now you have pretty much 78.6% (scientifically) of bike polo players. Minus the big floppy ears, probably. It’s both part of what makes bike polo fun and part of what makes players not get any better: we’re always reacting to what is happening on the court instead of thinking about what we want to have happen.

Here’s a more appropriate example: you’re in goal and someone shoots, so you push the ball away from you/the goal. But now you’ve just pushed it to the mallet of another attacker, who shoots on you again. With just a single moment of awareness, you could have seen which way was the best way to redirect the ball, and made that decision. Instead, you just reacted, which led to another situation where the possibility of a goal against your team presented itself.

Instead of just reacting to the game, try to think a few steps ahead. Don’t just think “I need to get to that ball” on the joust. Instead think “I need to get that ball, and when I do I am going to pass to the guy behind me/shoot it at the wall to redirect/shoot on goal. AND if I miss it I’m going to circle around/cut off a pass opportunity/cry.”

It’s obvious when players are able to think this way about polo, because they always seem to have the most luck out of any other player. And, amazingly enough, the more a player is able to think about the series of actions they want to take, the more lucky they become in the game.

This is particularly useful if you have someone else on your team who is also planning ahead instead of reacting to everything. Devastating, really, against an entire team of folks who are just thinking about the end goal (winning the game, one could presume).

Give it a try, my polokins. Lemme know how the thinking cap goes for you.

Here’s an Idea: Try Using/Not Using Your Mallet as Much


Players can be heavy on the use of their mallets for plays, or they can be weak on the use of their mallets. If you wanted to break it down, I’d say that the majority of great polo players are mallet centric (use their mallets to get out of sticky situations or to create plays via clever passwork/shooting), whereas newer players are bike centric (depend on break-aways, raw power and speed to make plays happen).

I think both types of players can benefit from doing a little ol’ role reversal once in a while.

If you’re a mallet-centric player, try spending a few pickup games working on your bike position and blocking for other players. It’s easy (if you’re very good with your mallet) to forget that you’re not a one person team, and by limiting yourself for a few games to just acting as a wingman to other players, you can remind yourself of how positioning and blocking can make for a stronger overall team effort.

Likewise, if you’re more of a blocker/position master, but weak on your mallet work, consider letting someone else take the role of wingman and work on weaving the ball around yourself during play. You can only learn so much mallet control by yourself on the court–you need the pressure of other people trying to take that ball away.

It’s important, I find, to keep yourself out of a groove. You might have some skill set that is tried and true, but limiting yourself to only one set of moves will make you get stale and predictable. Becoming too dependent on mallet work (or on bike work) will make you, inherently, weaker in other areas.

Just some food for thought on this lovely Tuesday.