Want to run an NAH tournament but don’t have the time or desire to learn the rule-set?
Can’t seem to find anyone willing to blow a whistle for a full day?
Tired of players attacking refs and ruining the joy of the game?
Well the future is NOW!
Introducing The Insta-Ref by Lancaster Polo!
The Insta-Ref™ is the automated, one-touch solution to all of your referee needs. Developed in the secret sanctum of the polo war room deep in the heart of Lancaster County, The Insta-Ref™ is your one-stop solution for any NAH Tournament.
Using the Insta-Ref is Easy!
All you need to do is:
1. Wait for a “potential-call” moment
2. Press the Insta-Ref™ button
3. Perform the action prescribed by the random selection of the Insta-Ref™!
Possible Actions Include:
- Make Up A Rule
- Distract With Animal Noises
- Yell “I AM The Law!”
- Blankly Stare At Players
- Blow Whistle Louder
- W.W.N.K.D (What Would Nick Kruse Do?)
Each of these possible solutions are specially formulated to simulate actual, real life reffing!
The Insta-Ref™ ref management system only exists in limited quantities (read: 1) so act now! The first order will also receive the Insta-Heckle 4000™ AT ABSOLUTELY REGULAR PRICE!
INSTA-REF IS INSTA-AWESOME!