The joys of sitting in goal are many, including (but not limited to): watching how your team mates keep looking back at you and making head movements to suggest you pedal around, celebrating goals like you actually had something to do with it, and (in the case of Lancaster United), talking to whoever is pissing nearby.
Ah, it’s a simple life.
But every once in a while you actually need to participate in the game, and that’s when the question of when to say or when to go comes up. Let me give you an example:
You have an opponent bearing down on you with a fellow team mate pursuing. The opponent shoots and the ball goes careening off of your front wheel and towards the wall.
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