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Take the NAH to the White House

Despite my previous manlove for the NAH’s suggestions for the 2013-14 season, sometimes you just gotta call in the big guns. 

This is a petition to force the NAH to allow wrist shots. If it reaches 25,000 signatures the president must address it.

Can you imagine that shit?!

Now, I know there aren’t even 25,000 people who have heard about hardcourt bike polo, but MAN WE GOTTA TRY, AMIRIGHT?!

Go to the page, sign the petition. Tell your friends. Oh my God can you think of Bill O’Reilly losing his mind about this? The possibilities are probably very low but endless.

Right now, we’re at 4 big signatures  – we only need 24,996 more.

Moving Day

I’ll get back at you (hopefully) tomorrow, but right now I’m busy packing and stressing and working harder than normal.

Busy getting a house

I’ll post something later on today, but for now, just congratulate me on settling on my new polo editor man aviary.

Polo has been cancelled today


A delightful package arrived on my doorstep recently, and as it turns out it’s PRIZES FOR THE KEYSTONE CLASSIC. I don’t want to spoil the surprise as to what the prizes are, but St Cago only makes one polo item at this point, so if you can’t figure it out, you’re kindof a slowski.

In related news, St. Cago is now back on Fixcraft as well (right cha-here) so you can purchase them easily online again.

I’ve been using a St Cago head


A Study in Contrast

While I’m sure we all wish we could ride our bikes to a polo court just a few pedal strokes away – here in Lanc we often find ourselves having to drive to a polo destination. Below are two creative solutions for not hopping in the car.

Item A – dubbed the “Fruit Scoot” by Geno. When Horse isn’t bumming a ride from somebody, he makes his way to polo by laying his steed across the seat and basically sitting on the main triangle.


Item B: When Geno (you might remember him as the loudest drunk at ESPI’s this year) isn’t playing with his pony (no joke, he owns a pony) he tows his polo bike in this lovely child carrier.


Have a good weekend.

Fixcraft PolyCarbonatehead Review

Written by Irish:

Being the Retro Grouch/DIYer, I have been somewhat less excited about buying mallet gear, but the Poly Carbonate heads intrigued me.  My good friend the Crusher of this fine Blog “loaned” me a Polycarb mallet head from Fixcraft to use and then review. So, I quickly built up a mallet and it quickly became my favorite mallet just from the heckling I took for something that looks and sounds like it would break when we tossed mallets.

First Impression:

This thing is light, noisy, and is going to break.  Some warming up with it and I found that it hit the ball hard and made a funny somewhat irritating sound from the stiff material.   I quickly got use to the sound.

Playing with Lexan Luther:

This thing shoots rockets.  Laser Guided Rockets.  Because of the weight I did not drill any holes as I typically would my tried and true orange pipe and really hits hard.  Karl’s shin was a testament to the velocity of the ball.  Controlling is a bit different, for some reason the poly head likes to “grab” the NAH ball.  Not terribly bad, but took some getting used to.  I am not sure if this is from the slightly smaller outside diameter or from the material.

The inside diameter is slightly bigger than the orange pipe therefore scooping and flick passing works great.

As you can see I didn’t take a huge amount of time to mount the head, thinking it wouldn’t last.  I would take more care mount the next one.  The material need more attention when mounting and I definitely would use a through mount system next time.

We’ll see how long they last:

This is the wear from one nights play.

So far:

3 nights = I love this head.  My one concern is what happens when the temps start to drop?  Don’t know, but I will be ordering more.

Oh Captain, My Captain!

(written by Barry Rauhauser)

So why do I get to write this guest post on the Lancaster United Bike Polo
blog?  After all, I haven’t played the stoopid game in months…and even
when I do play, I am never very good (I fall down often and
spectacularly).  I’m old….though not as old as Hollenbach&Oates.  I’ve
never been to any of the regional matches.  I’ve been playing for almost a
year and still can’t understand half of what Kyle says (How the hell am I
supposed to maintain maintenance?). I don’t have a cool nickname.  I had
to Google the word “hipster” after my first polo outing and I gag whenever
I drink PBR. And most of the time my polo bike is deceptively disguised as
my fixie road machine.

The first image I found when googling ‘college professor on bike’















Maybe the reason I get to write this guest blog is because I happen to be
one of the few people in the country (in the world perhaps?) who has the
opportunity to take bicycle polo into the college classroom.

This coming fall semester I will be teaching “Kinesiology 006: Cycling” at
one of Penn State’s branch campuses.  I’ve got 8 students signed up so far
for the course…which means, every Tuesday and Thursday morning during
the semester I will have numbers.

I am sure that many of you want to know HOW I got a gig teaching bicycling
to college students, so that you can run out and do the same thing and
become a two-wheeled professor like myself.  Sadly, that is not the point
of this guest blog.  But, for those of you who absolutely must know before
reading any further along, I will provide an answer as to how I got a gig
teaching bicycling to college students:  I got lucky.  Right place, right

The real point of this guest blog is to tell you WHY I will be including
bicycle polo in my class on bicycling.  My class on cycling is a general
introduction to bicycling as a lifelong activity.  Over the course of ten
weeks we’ll be covering bike maintenance, bike handling, rules of the
road, mountain bike skills, road bike skills, touring, commuting, fitness,
physiology, racing, skills for riding in a pack, skills for route
planning, how to dress, and on, and on, and on…essentially as much stuff
as you can possibly squeeze into four hours a week for ten weeks while
still making sure students in the class have enough time to ride their
bikes, improve as cyclists, and maybe even fall in love with the mighty

The moment I read the course description and objectives, I knew that bike
polo had to be a part of my syllabus:

***It takes ten minutes to learn but a lifetime to master the stoopid
game.  This makes it a perfect game for students with a wide-ranging set
of abilities and who will be on vastly different learning curves.  Anyone
can play and few will get bored.  Seductively simple and fun, but it will
likely last longer in their lives than that Angry Birds app they deleted
off their phones last year.

***Bike handling. Bike handling.  Bike handling.  Chasing that dumb little
ball around makes you forget that you are developing a set of bike
handling skills that you can use in all of your cycling endeavors.

***Any bike.  Any place.  Any time.  They don’t call it the bicycle
INDUSTRY for nothing.  Bike companies tell you to adopt cycling for your
lifetime and tell you all about cycling’s benefits. But then they totally
lie to you and tell you that you absolutely have to spend over $3,000 on a
bike…and you’ll need a new one every three years. One of the things that
has charmed me about polo was the fun to cost ratio. It also means that as
an instructor, it will be a very cheap addition to the syllabus.  Anyone
have eight extra mallets they can spare?

***Development of creative and critical thinking.  Yeah, you heard me.
Thinking about playing bicycle polo is almost as addictive as playing
bicycle polo.  Crafting a new position to enhance your joust.  Analyzing
the physics of sitting in goal.  Dreaming up an excuse to get out of work
so you can play.  Bicycle polo involves using the gray matter.  Some
players even think WHILE they are playing the game and this type of
thinking involves a complex set of problem-solving skills that might turn
my students into great world leaders or, at the very least, better than
average baristas.

Of course, there are plenty of other reasons.  The game is a blast and has
gotten many people out there on their bikes. The camaraderie involved is
unrivalled and I expect the smack-talking skills of my students will rise
to new levels. It also means that we get to recruit some new players,
which is a particularly warm and fuzzy thing to watch.

So, there it is. Maybe I’ll get a chance to post again in the fall with
some photos of my class and the verdict on how it all went.
3…2…1…course credit!

No Blog Left Behind
















With Crusher away, we bet you thought this blog would be on vacation. Nope. Content will continue to flow as the Guinness into Crusher’s gullet while he hob-nobs with the fine folk in Scotland.
On tap this week (after we all recover from watching the stream of the NAH championship, congrats Beaver Boys!):
– Professor Rauhauser discusses how he plans to bring bicycle polo into the classroom this fall…
– We hear from Horse why pulling out at full speed is never a good idea…
– We have met the newest polo super-villain, and his name is Lexan Luther…
– LUBP’s  Lumberjack discusses the finer points of carving with chainsaws and the downsides of using an axe handle instead of a Fixcraft XT pole, or something like that…

Stay tuned


-Trace Oberholtzer