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How Crusher Got His Groove Back

Crusher Irish and Ted Lancaster United Bike Polo

When I got my new polo bike, two things happened: I became much better at taking risks and challenges on offense, and I became much worse at defending the goal.

The first bit (becoming better at offense (in that I was willing to actually go on offense more)) was just fine by me, but I was really upset about my goal game going to the birds. I prided myself, as I’m sure you’ve noticed, on my brick wall goal tending.

The Iron Curtain.

The lead shield they use on your junk during dental X rays.

That was me – that was my role in the dynamic of a team.

But then I got my sweet new whip and I kinda lost that ability. I chalked it up to my wheel base being different, my dependence on those big wheels compared to my much smaller 26ers now, and just a general learning curve.

Well my friends, for reasons which will elude me, it seems I’ve got my groove back. Took plenty of time to get here (what, like months and months now), but I think the last pickup day fleshed out that the skill is still there, it was just taking a little breather.

got his groove back

No real lesson here, just wanted to share the happiness. Onward and Upward (and you’re welcome for that picture).

I Can’t Quit You

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I have not been playing much polo for the past 3 months. I made up a bunch of excuses as to why I was going to be taking a break. Excuses. Tell me the last time an excuse was the whole truth… Quite simply my life was getting out of balance, and setting polo aside for a season was one of the more easy steps toward restoring balance. I let life trump polo. You say life IS polo. I say it is not. Read more

Just a heads up

I’m spending my week in the glorious King of Prussia area finishing off the last residency for my MFA. I’m not quite sure if I’ll have time to post this week or not, but just know that I’m not being held prisoner by RVA or DC bike polo. I’ll see you polokins next week, huh?

 

Taylor Swift Nude

2012 is over, and I wanted to take a second to give a nod to our perhaps under-appreciated blog-boss.   Apart from juggling a job that he oh-so-loves and earning his MFA in some kind of poems or shit, he also manages to come up with posts worth reading on a daily basis.

Without him, the blog would be as worthwhile as my Fitness Pal app.    Here, but unused.

So here’s to you, Crusher.  Thanks for what you’ve given us.

 

By the way, the title is the only way i know how to attract attention.  Crusher knows all of the fancy google tricks, which is why random people from all over the globe found my birthday post by searching for Happy Birthday Horse and stuff like that.

 

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Products I Wish Existed

photo from the US dept. of the interior

photo from the US dept. of the interior

 

  • Anything new from Malletheadz
  • A mallet that had a built in curve to it (no real reason, I just think it’d be a nice change. Maybe help with having a more dynamic ability under the bb
  • Helmets with built in face cages made specifically for bike polo
  • Wheel covers that reacted to being struck. Every blocked goal would also come with a trumpet sound and lights show
  • A universal mallet mount that strapped across your back (or your bag) like you were carrying swords. I guess I could just get a brace of scabbards or something, but that would require bumping into Bart at the renaissance faire, and that’s not quite up my line (anymore)
  • Light-up NAH style balls for low light play
  • A computer that rates the quality of sideline heckling. If someone shit talks and gets below a 65% rating, they aren’t allowed to talk for the rest of the current match
  • Anything that can add lasers to existing equipment. Lasers everywhere.

Polo Tomorrow

Take the NAH to the White House

Despite my previous manlove for the NAH’s suggestions for the 2013-14 season, sometimes you just gotta call in the big guns.

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/require-north-american-hardcourt-nah-allow-wrist-shots-2013-nah-events-order-determine-their/ZMjc3Cjs 

This is a petition to force the NAH to allow wrist shots. If it reaches 25,000 signatures the president must address it.

Can you imagine that shit?!

Now, I know there aren’t even 25,000 people who have heard about hardcourt bike polo, but MAN WE GOTTA TRY, AMIRIGHT?!

Go to the page, sign the petition. Tell your friends. Oh my God can you think of Bill O’Reilly losing his mind about this? The possibilities are probably very low but endless.

Right now, we’re at 4 big signatures  – we only need 24,996 more.

Moving Day

I’ll get back at you (hopefully) tomorrow, but right now I’m busy packing and stressing and working harder than normal.

Busy getting a house

I’ll post something later on today, but for now, just congratulate me on settling on my new polo editor man aviary.

Polo has been cancelled today