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ESPI VI, And Guess who is Coming to Polo?

Lumberjack just gotta chop chop chop away

Bike Polo

No comment needed, but I will anyway: I am 10x more frightened of meeting this fellow in the woods. If he can do this to another players mallet, what will he do with an Axe?!

No, it’s not centered


But it is awesome

All the Hipsters are Doing It

Lumberjack created this. He's kindof the furry psychic of future styles

A New Home

Just so you know, it is facing Bart's Office

The Storm is Coming

Note: this excellent write-up was done by Bill for our upcoming tourney:

Warm temperatures and partly could skies should be great weather, and Fairview Park should should provide the perfect backdrop for the Spring poLowdown Throwdown at the West Hempfield Bike Polo Arena.

This event, co-hosted by both LCBP and FCBP, and supported by Swashbuckler Brewing starts and noon and features the best hardcourt action in Central Pennsylvania.

Here’s a preview of the teams slated for battle:

Till Death Do Us Bart – TDDUB is the most well rounded team in the tournament. They have both experience and balance and no obvious weakness. For many odds makers they’re a slight favorite on the betting board.

Jaeggernauts – ( formerly the Regulators, the Originals and the New Originals) – This York-centrick team is solid on D and has capable leadership in Smooth Ted. The “x factor” for this team will be the play of Blake. Blake’s been off the game for a few weeks, but if can find his stride early this team can contend.

Darkizzle – A farmer, a teacher, and a hipster. That’s bike polo in 10 words or less. The backbone of this young team has been strengthened by the recent addition of Kimmel. Collectively, this is the fastest team on the court but we will have to see if that speed can make up for their lack of experience.

Mexican Polar Bears – At first glance you might think that the fate of the team rests in then hands of the best player in the tourney, Horse. But really, the burden falls on the Crusher’s shoulders. If the Crusher and Barry can provide the defensive foundation that frees Horse up to be Horse these guys are likely to score quickly and often. If Horse spends most of his time in his own zone, then they’ll be looking at some long exhausting games that will make it tough to go the distance.


Pardon me, sir – but I see that you are also awesome.


Lancaster City Bike Polo Bumper Sticker

De Mortuis Nihil Nisi Bonum

Sad news struck the LCBP club whilst I was away in Rochester. I am sad to report that Cuppy’s wicked sweet ride was demolished via 18 wheeler (fortunately Cuppy was not on it, and nobody save his polo bike was hurt).

Still – a loss of one polo bike is a lost to us all, and I’m sure I express the sentiment of the entire Lancaster crew when I say : Hell Cuppy. That sucks.

Trace was kind enough to record the remains of the bike (along with completely appropriate commentary given our disposition) which I shall display for historical commemoration.

Goodnight, sweet prince, and may seraphim sing you to your rest.