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I’ve teamed up with Fixcraft yet again to provide a fun way to win free stuff AND show a bit of your creative side at the same time. It is with no small amount of pleasure that I present the


We’re looking for the classic style of horror movie poster: unbelievable monster, bad makeup, horrible titles. We’re looking for witty thinking and visual fun. Get creative, let your inner werewolf come out. BUT NOT IN THAT TWILIGHT SORT OF WAY I SWEAR TO YOU IF I GET A SIGNLE TWILIGHT POSTER IT’S OVER okay not really but don’t. Okay, maybe do. I think Handsome Rob would make for a good Edward but that’s just me.

The rules are simple:

1. Your poster should CLEARLY be in the genre of a scary movie (not a romance, not an action movie)
2. Polo has to play a predominant role in the poster
3.The cheesier the better
4. Post your poster on Instagram with the hashtags #Poloween #Fixcraft #Lancasterpolo #Bikepolo (if you don’t have Instagram, send it directly to me at mlkabik (at)
5. Winners will be chosen by popular vote, SO MAKE SURE YOU TELL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO VOTE FOR YA: starting on October 27th and closing on October 30th
6. Winners announced AT MIDNIGHT, OCTOBER 31ST MOWHWHWHWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHA (so you’ll probably find out when you wake up later that day)
HouseOfDracTC7. Only ONE entry per entrant
8. The picture can be a drawing, or a picture, or computer-rendered, or whatever. It doesn’t matter. Horror knows no limitations. Heck, if you make a short monster movie (following as many as the rules above) I’d be into that, too.


-Brand new Fixcraft mallet set up of your choice

-Fixcraft team shirt of you choice

-3 balls

-A pair of gloves


Remember, you pumpkins: You have Until Oct 26th to get your posters up and scaring, so don’t wait!

Announcing the “Living the Dream” Contest Winner(s)


Let me tell you: this was my favorite Fixcraft/Lancasterpolo contest to date. You guys came out STRONG to enter this contest, and I really loved each and every entry we got. They were clever, funny, heartfelt and goofy. They covered the gamut of artfully done to cheaply made–and that’s exactly what I was hoping for.

Both Sean and I were blown away by how wonderful the results were, and we were overjoyed that you took to it so well. This is the very reason we like running contests, and you’re making sure that each one we run is bigger and better than the last.

When it came down to it, Sean of Fixcraft and I of Lancasterpolo simply couldn’t choose a single winner. There were too many awesome entries. So Sean, in his wisdom, suggested that we award THREE WINNERS! 

1st place : choice of 48 or 36 hole prototype hub

2nd place: choice of any Fixcraft front hub

3rd place: purple tournament head before anyone else

So! Here are your winners of the 2014 “Living the Dream” contest:


3rd place (winning a purple tournament head before anyone else): Gojiii

3rd place Gojiii

2nd place (winning choice of any Fixcraft front hub): iced_by_j:

2nd place iced_by_j

AND THE 1ST PLACE WINNER (winning a choice of 36 or 48 hole prototype hub) is THEHAMMERYALL:

1st place thehammeryall


Congratulations to all three of our winners and to everyone who entered. Honestly–this was an awesome contest with some great entries. Sean and I thank every single one of you who entered. Keep livin’ the dream!



Win A Limited Edition Fixcraft Front Disc V3 Hub!


I’m happy to announce the “Living The Dream” contest, presented by Fixcraft and


Winner receives a super limited pewter color, prototype Fixcraft Front Disc v3 hub.  What makes it a prototype and different from the newly released V2 model you ask?  The female axle on this bad boy is a special 7075 T6 design to take as much weight off the hub as possible while still being super strong.  There are only 12 of these in existence and the pewter color is reserved by Fixcraft for prototype models only.   It’s kind of a big deal basically, so get on it!

FIXCRAFT_Prototype-2After May 5th, Fixcraft and Lancasterpolo will review all of the submissions and choose the one that is the most outrageous, most hilarious, or most daring.

If you can somehow get a picture of yourself kitted out for bike polo while shaking the Pope’s hand while in a spaceship, I think you’ll automatically win. Just to give you an idea of what we’re looking for.

So jump on it, Polokins!


2014 Puppy Love Contest Winner!!!


I’m so happy to announce that out of all the wonderful puppy pictures we saw, this one was just the supercutest:

Winner4Congratulations, Jess & Spokes, on winning the 2014 Puppy Love Contest!

Well done to all entrants and I’m so happy all of you entered. Here’s to hoping all of us spend some quality time with our furry snuggle wuplekins or whatever you say when you’re talking to your pets.

The 2014 Puppy Love Contest




The rules are pretty straightforward:

1. Take a cute/weird picture of you polo dog/cat/pet doing what polo pets do.


2. Head on out to that Instagram that you kids love so much


3. Post the picture with the hashtags #Fixcraft #Bikepolo #Lancasterpolo


(Fixcraft and Lancaster Polo will review all of those lovely puppy love pictures and choose a winner the week of Valentine’s Day)

The winner will receive a Fixcraft Unibody Head with the winning picture sublimiated directly on the mallet head! 

Like this, but with a picture of your cute widdle pet on it. #FTW

Like this, but with a picture of your cute widdle pet on it. #FTW



One entry per person.

Contest open to the whole universe EXCEPT FOR YOU JUPITERITES

If you’re unable to use Instagram for any reason, please send your entry to me: mlkabik(at)gmail

We’ll announce our winner and share entries on Valentine’s day

Questions? post below or send an email my way.


Good luck!

Where’d You Get That Name? (Best Nickname Story Contest)


Hey all,

Well, we haven’t had an event together in quite a while, so I’m going to run an impromptu contest today! and it’s the



The rules are super simple: write up your nickname and how you got it in the comments below. The one that is the most interesting/funny/weird to me wins.

And what do you win?

You (you lucky devil you) get to either have your interview put up on this illustrious site, or you can pose a topic for yourself and I to debate/conversate about, the results of which will go up on Lancaterpolo (it could be any sort of topic loosely or closely bound to bike polo. I don’t care.).

If neither of those prizes really do it for you (but you still want to share your story), feel free to share anyway–I’m not gonna force you into anything, baby.

Okay, I’ll start:

Crusher: well, I like to say that my name comes from the fact that I was very physical when I first started playing, but that’s not why I got the name. There were a few nicknames that were being assigned to me by the club including bear jew (I’m Jewish and hairy), Lefty (duh), and Moustache Matt (again, duh), but none of them really stuck. Then Lumberjack posted a video featuring “The Crusher” from an old Looney Tunes cartoon, and that name stuck immediately. So basically my name comes from a cartoon character.

See, see how easy it is? We’ll see if this contest turns into a horrible flaming crash of an effort of if you goons and goonets join in–I’m hoping you do.

Anyway, leave your nickname story below. I look forward to reading it!

So Much Disappointment


(That’s what she said)

This weekend’s polo was outstanding, in that it involved me geeking out and reading about 200 pages of A Clash of Kings, making Irish oatmeal, and then lighting a fire in my backyard and drinking a scotch.

I guess the Lancaster polo kids have better things to do than play polo. I like to imagine the list includes things like saving children from lions, fighting Nazis or bathing, because anything else kinda comes up short for me.

Another fun thing: d’yall remember that sticker contest I was having for the past month? Wellsir, it’s a funny thing: sometimes I’ll run a contest and it will be a hoot of a success (Valentine’s day, for instance, was awesome). But then I’ll run something I suspect will get lots of people excited, and nothing happens at all.

For the Sticker contest, I got (I think) 5 entries from 3ish people (Trace and Hbach entered a sticker together). I’ll include them here for all of us to enjoy:

And those stickers are good, I appreciate them and they made me chortle, but none of them really made me go nuts. Basically, I didn’t get enough entries to vary the field, and that made me sad. So sad.

I’m still going to come up with stickers, of course, but I think this contest was kinda a failure, and I’m going to go ahead and call it dead on arrival.  I guess sticker making isn’t really up there on the priorities of bike polo players. I get it. Consider yourself heard, you ingrates.

At any rate, I’m hoping for some polo this week and maybe even a beer. A guy can dream, can’t he?

Design A Sticker Contest


I’m a jealous guy, I’ll admit it.

GOALHOLE has recently had some stickers made up, and I desire to have them all over my things. And it got me to thinking, “self, you have some time on your hands/don’t have any stickers for Lancasterpolo…”

So, it’s with no lack of excitement I announce the


The rules are pretty simple, as I am a simple person:

  1. The sticker must feature somewhere on it 
  2. The sticker must be black and white (or have the ability to be made black and white for sticker making)
  3. Sticker should be able to fit on a bike or wheel cover (nothing that will lose too much detail with shrinking, if need be)
  4. Enter as many times as you want. Let the creativity flow
  5. We will accept entries until July 27th (one month from today)
  6. I will select the one that I like the most, and will  be the sole judge on the matter
  7. If your sticker is selected as the #1 sticker, you agree that I can have rights to it (so I can print it up/distribute it as I see fit. Hooray legalities!)
  8. Since I’m the only one judging, members of Lancaster United are welcome to enter as well, but I’ll probably judge you guys more harshly than anyone else
  9. If for some reason I can’t decide between two stickers, I’ll make them both the winner and both people will receive equal-as-possible prize packs
  10. Open to the entire world. Looking at you, Luxembourg.

Prizes will include:

  • 25 of the stickers for yourself
  •  a feature on the site (interview or otherwise)
  • Your sticker graphic displayed on the main page for at least a year or so. Probably for longer than that
  • Some other stuff once I think this through a bit more – I’ll keep you updated as I come up with more things for you to win

The image can be anything – even a clever phrase like “I learned nothing from” is fair game.

You can submit your sticker ideas to me via: mlkabik(at)gmail(dot)com

I will announce winner(s) on July 31st.  Let me know if you have questions, and good luck!




We got this submission pretty early and, after we stopped crying (from the ill feeling or from the genuine love, we don’t really know), and closed the contest, we decided it was a simple but well told testament to bike polo love.

It’s an audio file, so pop on your earphones and get ready to tell people you were just cuttin’ onions.

Congratulations to LISA MOFFATT and TALL GEORGE, you are the Fixcraft/Lancasterpolo Polo Valentines of 2013!!


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Hard To Be Your Valentine


This Entry from kRisz all the way over in Budapest, Hungary. Awesome!


Hard to be your Valentine

Hard to give you a hug with a mallet in hand

as I am always hitting your head


Hard to kiss you wearing a helmet with cage

my tongue never reaches your sweaty face


Hard to feel joy in lacrosse glove

so get on your knees and show your love


Hard to play with hot orange in winter

Don’t run Baby, I’m a better sprinter


Hard to perform a ball joint on the other half

paint my heart full of wound and scar


Hard to love you and finish this letter

closing with a  compliment is better:


Your forkrake is much less than mine

Hard to play polo alone,

so be my Valentine