Announcing the Winner of the Fixcraft Ugly Mallet Contest
So after a full week of getting some of the ugliest mallets in the entire world, I’m happy to present to you what I have deemed the ugliest mallet, courtesy of Wagner:
First, note the amazingly horrible mounting system Wagner used. Literally an ankle cutter. Rustiness is an added feature. Next, the ever present stick-out-of-the-bottom shaft:
And finally (the part that sealed the deal for me): The dude used several shafts to build the complete mallet:
This mallet was made out of small pieces of tubes after i destroyed all my good mallets.
So, i put together and made this heavy twisted piece of junk. After play with that i fucked my arm joints so heavy it was.
So congratulations to you, Wagner! A new Fixcraft Unibody Head (with a much better mounting system) of your choice will soon be on it’s way to you!
Please – use a fresh pole when you make the mallet, though. Srsly.