Why…hello…
So after a full week of getting some of the ugliest mallets in the entire world, I’m happy to present to you what I have deemed the ugliest mallet, courtesy of Wagner:
First, note the amazingly horrible mounting system Wagner used. Literally an ankle cutter. Rustiness is an added feature. Next, the ever present stick-out-of-the-bottom shaft:
And finally (the part that sealed the deal for me): The dude used several shafts to build the complete mallet:
This mallet was made out of small pieces of tubes after i destroyed all my good mallets.
So, i put together and made this heavy twisted piece of junk. After play with that i fucked my arm joints so heavy it was.
So congratulations to you, Wagner! A new Fixcraft Unibody Head (with a much better mounting system) of your choice will soon be on it’s way to you!
Please – use a fresh pole when you make the mallet, though. Srsly.
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thanks guys, you are the best. I will always keep that mallet to remind me not to play with something that horrible thing again…
I didn’t realize you were Wagner (I guess I should have, what with Lefty Wag being your name here). At any rate, it’s a pleasure to know you’ll be getting something that doesn’t look like it came from a post apocalyptic future.
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Hello guys, i just receive my mallet head and the surprise gift witch is a brand new ball along with some stickers. Really appreciated it. You can see pics of it here: http://bikepolosp.wordpress.com/2012/07/20/premio-da-fixcraft/
Awesome Lefty!